Bestowed with an other-worldly radiance, Saint Nixon the Wise blesses the minions of the Wallyworld Heckle-Pit and demands cider.

Hey, Nick...isn't that wheel supposed to be on the boards?


Luckily, Nick was comparatively unscathed, excepting his ego, which was suitably bruised by the attentions of the infamous Wallyworld Heckle-Pit, which simultaneously respected the attempted shredding and lambasted the abject failure of the shredder.

In an epic display of badassery, Jon brings it in....

Jon's been riding since February, and dove in the DEEP end of today's race...a great guy and an awesome competitor!